• Think Outside the Backpack

    Two adjustable drink holders keep your big-ass bevs secure. It's like having a mobile side table.

  • Everyone Has Baggage

    Some way more than others 😬, but we’re all toting our gadgets and XL drinks these days. The CrapKeeper keeps it all organized by your side.

  • Relaximize

    With 8 pockets and neoprene pouches at your fingertips, The CrapKeeper allows you to kick back and chill.

Say Hello To Your Little Friend

  • Holds a Load

    Full of crap? Might as well keep it organized.

  • Adjustable Drink Holders

    Keep huge bottles or skinny seltzers nice & snug

  • Wicked Smaaahhht

    Neoprene pockets & sleeves fitted for phones, glasses, etc.

  • Attention to Detail

    Quality zippers and reinforced stitching in all the right places

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The CrapKeeper is the first organizer bag to easily secure to beach chairs. Easier to grab your crap than a huge beach bag or tote

FOUR COLORS NOW AVAILABLE

Stay organized wherever you roam.

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PROBLEMS SOLVED

Stroll with freedom, or simply strap on to keep your crap at your fingertips.

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Real Crappy Feedback

"I have one for my pool chair and one for the console of my car. So much crap!"

Organizer bag for your car, for walking and straps onto chairs
Robin

Philly

Hiking with the boys and pups have never been easier.

Hiking is so much easier when you have all your crap right by your side especially your water and drink containers.
Harvey

Durham

"Even my huge flask fits in this thing & great for my camera gear on the go."

Dan

Brooklyn

“We just took it camping, no more looking all over for crap in the dark.”

Camping organizer bag straps onto chairs too
Pete and Hayley

NYC