Simply "Free Outgoing Shipping"...not over a certain amount or annoying discount codes.  We hustle to get your CrapKeeper to you sometimes as early as one business day depending on your location.  For orders that need more travel time from NYC, please understand some things are out of our hands.

Choose "Priority Option" for only $5 during checkout to ensure the faster method.

We are doing our best to keep it under 40 bucks. Shipping can be over $12 depending on location, so returns incur quite a loss! The return packing/shipping cost is up to the customer.

First of all…  “That’s what she said”  

The Crapkeepers’ manufacturer must pack them tight for shipping to the US.  Each one is lovingly stretched and massaged to good form at CrapKeeper HQ.  If yours is still a bit floppy, just stuff with some dish towels, hang overnight, and it will regain its impressive stature ;)

We encourage big beverage drinking, but y’know crap happens.  Use containers that are mostly sealed to prevent spills.  Hand wash with soap and warm water..or try that salt and club soda remedy. 

Seawater can cause rust on even stainless steel hardware over time. We avoid using crappy breakable plastic material, but the metal is at some risk of rusting. We advise to quickly wipe down the hardware with a little mild soap and wipe dry after any use near seawater as a precaution. Only two reports of this happening, but want to let y'all know. We are not responsible for any rusting that may occur.

SEE THE HOW-TO VIDEOS BELOW FOR TECHNIQUES DEPENDING ON YOUR CHAIR.

• Your CrapKeeper comes with an adjustable shoulder strap in addition to the velcro straps that are used to secure around a chair arm.  

• When strapping to a chair, take out heavy stuff, clip on the velcro straps, and strap around the arm and secure the Velcro to the receiving strip on the back of the CrapKeeper.

Big enough to hold all your essentials, but still fit on an armchair or as a shoulder bag.

Yes! See below and email us for a quote.